See ya!

I’m not going to be here tomorrow, since I will be the one and only winner of the POWER BALL LOTTERY! Yep, that half a billion plus will be mine and Hubby’s that is unless I decide to trade him in for a younger newer model, but he bought the ticket, oops better rethink who will trade in whom? You can take this job and shove it too! It has been too long in me pussy footing around here trying to be kindly speaking in sweet thoughtful and discriminating cautiousness, trying hard not to rock the boat, since I really need the money from all this crap I spew nightly… oops I don't get paid, oh well. WHOA! None of that is true except the spewing crap thingy, and maybe the Hubby thingy, just kidding really! But with that kind of money I could probably find us all a cure for our many maladies not just Multiple Sclerosis, and cure all forms of cancer! And still have enough left over to buy a desert island in the Caribbean, well Florida is sort of in the Caribbean and is surrounded by water on three of its four sides… then I will buy a yacht, gosh we have a boat and then I will buy a swimming pool, gosh we have one of those too…hmm, not so easy. Take care of those we love who need assistance, sure that’s the ticket! And so, now that I told you mine, what would you do with your half a billion, but not really since you must remember to pay all of your taxes first, but Gosh that’s gotta leave enough to help many? By the time that all is said and done though, with all the tickets being sold, it will definitely be more than the projected amount, for that I am more than sure… Perhaps the balance after taxes could be that half billion…; can you wrap your head around that? I know I say I have everything I could ever need or want, but wouldn’t it be wonderful to pay it forward to others, family, friends or honest in need semi-strangers? Rebuild the devastated areas of our country and people’s lives there and the world too needs help! And let’s not forget the animals, pets and wild, they too all need us to care. And just think for a mere two bucks all of this could be yours… but it is only a 1 in 175,223,510.00. On that reality check, but to be fair, somebody has to win, allow me to be the first wish all of you a very happy good night and ask you to kindly count all your blessings and share all your overages and we will too! And next time please be here or be square, ya hear?