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I am drawing a blank in my head on what to write.
YEA! I think I now hear all of you saying…could I be wrong? Hope so.
When you have nothing to say, talking about that is usually a way to get the ball rolling and words flowing, hmm?

Sometimes it works while other times it is just pure nothingness in a river of blankness...

Been there done that; too often to forget about it…
Gosh, I could tell you horror stories that would blow your mind.

Fortunately, no one pays me for this drivel so I am under no obligation to write one single thing and I don’t even have any word number limitations, true?

I do believe my only restrictions are on myself with how or what I do try to convey to you, the public… at large…

What does that mean, ‘at large’?
Well, let’s explore that since I got nothing else to do… Yep, it means free, at liberty, unconfirmed, on the loose, or dare I say on the rampage?
Also it means in general, on average, taken as a whole, in the main…so there you have it.

You are all there for me to take for your willingness to be taken…GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!
And no, this is not the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey, with innuendos deeply imbedded in the framework of my postings…or is it? You decide.

Suggestive or not, we in the writing field are usually more into building into our offerings a beginning, middle and ending with perhaps a cliff hanger to create a need for more, hmm?

My style is more of a modge-podge of no real beginnings or middles or endings and not too many cliffhangers that I can recall, oh alright perhaps one or two…but I’ll give you more whether you want any or not!
That gutter thing comes to mind… oops double entendre; see anyone can write sexy without even realizing it…!
Some people probably know what they do is for tantalization their reader to read on…
A hook, it is called and most know how to be clever or graphic in doing that amazingly and it is a true art form, which sadly I have never had the ability to flex that muscle, since unfortunately as we all know I suffer from my own self imposed, ‘cringe factor’.

This EL James when interviewed seemed so normal; she is a married mother of two teenage sons… an executive with the BBC, amazing mind with fantasies running wild within it, good for you lady! And I do say that with an inordinate amount of respect.

People are saying she alone may be responsible for the next baby boom! Geez, I never knew there was a shortage, bud dump, bum…

Maybe, her next volume, best seller, could incorporate, somehow the need for adoption, sure it’s not sexy, but too many children are parentless… the power of the pen and all, so I say why not! Just a thought from a woman who has no real power only ideas and opinions that sometimes no one hears, but, that’s okay… I do this for me!

I so enjoy reading in print anything that is mine…oh well… honesty is a good thing right?

On that narcissistic conclusion to a very not well thought out essay but with a few major points of call… allow me to be the first to wish you all a very happy good night and ask you kindly to count your blessings and share all your overages and we will too!

Next time please be here or be square, ya hear?

Gosh I did it, heaven knows what it is, but I did do it, ha!