One thing that I was told that having a lot of friends is a good idea...

But now ‘they’ are saying that too many friends, is not a good idea, huh?
I know that I am easily confused, but this, I am sure, is confusing to you too, right?
What appears to be the conclusion of, ‘they’ again; and to this day I still have not been told who, THEY, are?
Do you know?
And why would ‘they’ have anything to say about my social life, really?

At one time I can recall in my recent past that ‘they’ said it was very emotionally healthy to cultivate many friendships…but never ever specifics why, hmm, how odd now that I think about it…Perhaps, ‘THEY’ were taking another look at their original statement and found it to be difficult to control ‘us’ and tell ‘us’ how we should, out into the world, make people like us, therefore befriend us, true? I did not know that 'they' scored us on the difficulty factor?

In my unadulterated and un-requested frequently opinion, if ever, about this controversy I do believe that we should chose a definitive side, and you can put me down for the, ‘more the merrier’, side, okay?
I know that sounds quite radical, but this is our lives people! Another something I feel that would and that we should take a stand on! No wishy washy beings here; we are all adults, right? If not over eighteen disregard all that I am saying…please, and forget what you read, immediately! Man up or woman up or whatever, up, decisions are for everyone to make for themselves, i.e. legal grown-ups! Why this is America!
Indecisiveness is done daily in our houses of government, but we are better than that; for we are the tax paying public!
Even the ones who get money back and us who break even and a few of you who actually pay, but we have rights too and don’t you ever forget it! So show ‘them’, excuse me, ‘THEY’ what your made of and do what your heart desires…Where was I? Oh, that’s right…chose wisely, but chose for you, got it? Now get it too! FRIENDS, that is whether you stand for “the more the merrier, party” slightly on the left and some may feel a bit too liberal in creating buds as in other things or, “the I got enough people that I care about and I have no room for anymore, party” a smidge on the right or some may say wrong party, but not on my watch party… Remember we are who you truly are; and so stand tall and show that you got…BOOYAH! Or Ta da! In your soul for the entire world to see, HOO RA!
At the very least you all know I am, correct and have I ever steered you wrong, yet?

Go on have some fun and be in-charge of your own good times and don’t let ‘THEY’ or even dare I say ‘ME’ tell you what you should be doing…EVER!
After all, sheep even leave the flock sometimes, don’t they?
WOW, could ‘they’ be the ‘they’ that we always hear about? Not too sure, but a fascinating concept… find your own, and I really mean it… being an individual means just that.

On that wild ride of weirdness allow me to be the first to wish you all a very happy good night and ask you to count all your blessings and to share all your overages and we will too!

And next time please be here or be square, ya hear?