Oh no! Weather weary! And yet we still do not know where she may go? THIS JUST IN: NOT HERE!

Calm down! We all know what to do! If the worse happens...first we must find out if or where she is going, right? RIGHT! This is another wait and watch system. So many weather aspects can change her trajectory. DO NOT PANIC! But pay attention or not, denial can, nah cannot work!
Just stay tuned. I know I will... that is all.
LIGHTNING RARELY STRIKES IN THE SAME PLACE TWICE! Whew! Although we were hit directly by Hurricane Charley! Although, miraculously Irma spared our home though one home on our block lost their roof!
Do this DO NOT USE GENERATORS INDOORS! I am so sorry I had to say that, but apparently there are still people who did not get the memo, and nightly on the news people are dying after the HURRICANE from that, another one of those things like WATCH SMALL CHILDREN NEAR WATER and another one people seem to forget although nightly on the news too, DO NOT LEAVE CHILDREN OR PETS IN HOT CARS!
PLEASE PEOPLE THINK!
Geez, I am so glad I got that out so much anger about those things was building up!
Stupidity knows no boundaries, sex, race, national origin does not matter when these horrors of negligence have been committed!
THIS JUST IN: BOTH THE AMERICAN AND EUROPEAN MODELS ARE SAYING MARIA WILL CURL UPWARD TOWARDS THE NORTH AND NOT HIT FLORIDA! HIP, HIP, HOORAY!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

As your town crier, NEVER MIND!

That made me exhausted, and so...have a very...

Happy Good Night! (on me.)

And...

Share your blessings and we will too!

Also next time please be here or be square, ya hear!