I can't hear you!
Of course I can't; these are written words, not two-way audios, why that would be two tin cans on a string or a telephone or a cellular phone or a two-way radio, hmm... oh I suppose you all knew that, ha!
Moving on...
Did any of you ever think that when you scan the news online or even in the newspaper, even when watching the TV you would stay tuned with great expectations and youngins don't ask me what a newspaper is, okay you can ask another adult, but not me..., where was I, oh the title, and that eye catching or hearing a clip/item, TITLES, are what makes you want to know more and make you need to read or see them, wanting more?
Sure you did.
I know we have a slight, okay, a very big communication problem, since I still cannot hear any of you.
Oh well, I never let that stop me before, and I definitely will not allow that to happen now...
Eye/ear catching is the concept with a tantalizing grabbing gotcha you're mine presumption by the author/anchor, and occasionally, nightly here, that is me, ha!
So with a non-titled story is something that I could just be asking for trouble with, hmm? Don't bother answering that one either, I still can't hear you.
I am thinking many might not bite onto this thingy I am dangling with an enormous question in not a usual way of not tying it all up into a neat little package with a specific hint of too much info for your interest or pleasure to enjoy, or I could be wrong; I have been wrong before, ouch!
In conclusion, my point is usually made by now to not leave you hanging, but sadly I got nothing!
Oh here is something, but only you can decide...if it really is...
Hubby's project is taking a while longer, rain delays and all that, perhaps tomorrow for that pictorial you have all be waiting for?
Okay I am presuming, which in reality is more positive than assuming, hmm?
Don't bother, I know what you're thinking, I'm scary, true?
Don't answer that either, since it will land on deaf ears, well not completely deaf just a wee bit hard of hearing, just a smidge, oh who am I kidding I STILL CANNOT HEAR ANY OF YOU!!!!
On this note of what are you kidding, and the short answer is, YES, allow me to be the very first to wish all of you a very happy good night and ask all of you to count all your blessings and kindly share all your overages with you know whom and we will too!
And next time please be here or be square, ya hear!
(Nope, not a thing; you either? Oops not going to know yes or no, but that's okay I have faith in you; someone's gotta, kidding! REALLY!)
Of course I can't; these are written words, not two-way audios, why that would be two tin cans on a string or a telephone or a cellular phone or a two-way radio, hmm... oh I suppose you all knew that, ha!
Moving on...
Did any of you ever think that when you scan the news online or even in the newspaper, even when watching the TV you would stay tuned with great expectations and youngins don't ask me what a newspaper is, okay you can ask another adult, but not me..., where was I, oh the title, and that eye catching or hearing a clip/item, TITLES, are what makes you want to know more and make you need to read or see them, wanting more?
Sure you did.
I know we have a slight, okay, a very big communication problem, since I still cannot hear any of you.
Oh well, I never let that stop me before, and I definitely will not allow that to happen now...
Eye/ear catching is the concept with a tantalizing grabbing gotcha you're mine presumption by the author/anchor, and occasionally, nightly here, that is me, ha!
So with a non-titled story is something that I could just be asking for trouble with, hmm? Don't bother answering that one either, I still can't hear you.
I am thinking many might not bite onto this thingy I am dangling with an enormous question in not a usual way of not tying it all up into a neat little package with a specific hint of too much info for your interest or pleasure to enjoy, or I could be wrong; I have been wrong before, ouch!
In conclusion, my point is usually made by now to not leave you hanging, but sadly I got nothing!
Oh here is something, but only you can decide...if it really is...
Hubby's project is taking a while longer, rain delays and all that, perhaps tomorrow for that pictorial you have all be waiting for?
Okay I am presuming, which in reality is more positive than assuming, hmm?
Don't bother, I know what you're thinking, I'm scary, true?
Don't answer that either, since it will land on deaf ears, well not completely deaf just a wee bit hard of hearing, just a smidge, oh who am I kidding I STILL CANNOT HEAR ANY OF YOU!!!!
On this note of what are you kidding, and the short answer is, YES, allow me to be the very first to wish all of you a very happy good night and ask all of you to count all your blessings and kindly share all your overages with you know whom and we will too!
And next time please be here or be square, ya hear!
(Nope, not a thing; you either? Oops not going to know yes or no, but that's okay I have faith in you; someone's gotta, kidding! REALLY!)
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