DON'T DELAY TODAY IS THE DAY!

Howdy folks! I see that you only react to someone yelling at you?
No?
And so now that I have your attention… let me say that…
It sure seems that way to me…does anyone but I know that writing on this thing in all CAPITAL LETTERS denotes yelling?
Come on, you all knew that, are you sure, sure?
See, now you tried to fool me… I heard that!
Nothing like an old fool…gosh, I am psychic and a big
“HA, HA”, to you too!
I had to try it again, what, you so boldly ask…oh you didn’t, well if you had, and this is what I would have said…
“THE ALL CAPITALS IN THE WRITING IN MY TITLE IS YELLING AT YOU!”
And you thought that I was just another smarty pants with a
pretty face, hmm?
But more importantly, last night's entitled blog made you all stand up and take notice and read, read, read, like you haven’t done in a really, really long time! To me it was a very, very, very mild success to prove a point, sometimes kids just need to hear you raise your voice! And some adults too…bud, dump bum…
So there you go, you so-called child psychologists!
Kids get easily distracted but that is alright since that prepares them later for the all important multi-tasking later on in life, that’s all I am saying…
And that’s why we as parents have been known to yell!
It clears the adult’s lungs, besides getting their offspring’s attention; another twofer.

Moving on…
And so I thought it important to do a little bit of experimentation… GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!
Now I do know that you got that; right? Insert Big Smile Here.
No, kiddies, Ma Tobi was trying to find a way to make her ‘Blog’ more, well, let’s just say a little bit more tantalizing (again read above enlarged statement) to the general population of the FB cast of characters, oops, did I say that out loud? That should have been FRIENDS, yep, FRIENDS, FACEBOOK FRIENDS! Gotta love ‘em all!
But let’s face it, and you all gotta admit… that we are all a teensy weensy bit of a motley crew, true?
And so distractions not unlike kids with their stuff can occur without too much notice, right?
Are you still there? Hello? Hello?
Gotcha!
Oh, this is so much fun, playing with you all…
And wow, yelling served its purpose, and to think I have been trying for these last few months to find what was my purpose in this delicate condition of mine to accomplish before it was all over but the bon voyage party!
I am a jokester, wow!
Who would have thunk it?
Serious as a heart attack Tobi gal; is occasionally FUN-NY!

Any-who, something not so funny is that Phyllis Diller, although she was very, very funny! Another of the old guard of humor sadly bit the dust, that is died for you youngins; she will be sorely missed by all who saw her stand up comedy or routines incorporated into her guest spots on TV shows or her movies with Bob Hope. No matter what she did she was herself and in turn gave joy to all who watched her. She was ninety five, but in reality timeless/ageless, a trail blazer for many women in that field, called comedy.

On that note of a little bit more interesting to note, allow me to be the first to wish you all a very happy good night and ask you to kindly count all your blessings and share your overages and we will too!

And next time please be here or be square, ya hear?

PS My yelling, perhaps was just another advertising ploy, Gosh, I hope that doesn’t catch on, we will all go deaf within six months, forget this whole thing…speak softly and carry a big stick, oh no, I deplore violence… try this instead, hush children, love everyone and talk in your inside voices at all times, there you go! Ta DA!