Friday, April 20, 2012

Interesting happenings...

Have you ever wished that you could be stealth? Sure you have. For those who may not know what it is to be stealth I will write the definition here: furtiveness, surreptitiousness, sneakiness, slyness, craftiness, secrecy, and covertness. And you just thought it referred to an aircraft unseen for secret missions, hmm? Surprise, we can be stealth too. How would you do it? We have all heard the expression; if only I could be a fly on the wall in such and such room, hmm? That would be being stealth, right? Hiding from view and overhearing something could also be considered being stealth too. Would it be a good thing to have this super power? Because that is what it would have to be to not be seen sort of, no just like the invisibility cloak in Harry Potter that is definitely being able to be stealth! Gosh, we should all invent one that would be so neat! Being an ordinary citizen though; what would it be that we would want to know? Now that is a bit of a quandary, hmm? What or why would we need to be invisible to know anything, are we spies? Do we need to know what people are saying about your own business practices, but wait; I’m retired, actually real-tired! Perhaps, they would be discussing how to get me to spill the state secrets that I maintained to take to my grave, but wait, I don’t have any! How about the patent pending on that nifty thingy Hubby and I were designing for the masses? Huh, nope, none of that either. Guess no one would be discussing me or mine in anyway that I would need to be trying to find out about, and you know what? That’s just kind of sad… not enough mystery in my life…or excitement either, apparently. Do I have any time left before I leave this planet to have something that special that someone may not want me to hear about them finding out about me? Or did I just get this whole thing backwards, yep that’s it! I want to know their patents pending their state secrets their family ones and their hidden agendas, yes that’s the ticket; it is just me, nosey me but in imagine just me in stealth form! AHA! On that crazier than I ought a be, oh before I close tonight I said something that I would like to retract, since I was a bit too misinformed with the concept of the meaning of the expression, ‘Blockhead Writer’ that I foolishly gave myself as a moniker that I sure hope will not stick. You see what I meant was that without me being able to control the paragraphing in this new Google Blog format it appears to be in block form with making it more difficult to understand… and sure enough I goofed, but I have goofed before… and I belted out the new horrid expression 'Blockhead Writer', and all I can say is that I sure do hope that it is not true, at least I sure hope not! Since, ‘Blockhead’ refers to stupid, and I might not be a genius, but I am not that dumb either with an over the average I.Q. of 120 (read than forget please what I just wrote here, since it is nothing to brag about) and besides who wants to read anything from a stupid writer? NOT ME OR YOU EITHER! So now that we have discussed stealth, everyone can try it at home, huh? Sure, be invisible sneak up on your honey, and those little darlings… or the four footed loves… and report back to me with whatever you find out. Why? You so boldly ask, to know what’s what in the world of course, and if you are anymore interesting than me, but of course! Boring is as boring does…! Excite your life, shake it up and we will too! And next time after you share and count those blessings please be here or be square you hear?

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