The Lipstick Wars, and its unusual uses of the product

Never before in my life have I ever heard of so much use in metaphors utilizing the word lipstick with an outrageous image of it on pigs and or on hockey Moms.
What has lipstick done to our men in the world that they seem to think that putting it on a pig expresses that things remain the status quo with or without such a decorative measure, although I do see their point.
Or those comparisons to humans using or also referring to the use on the above pig. None of those hoofed critters would care to be compared to anything human, please forgive; hockey Mom's were NOT included in that. I do know they do not have hooves.
Better images to present may be wearing a dress or frilly undergarments perhaps?
All of these possibilities are just as silly, and therefore I declare that from now on that plain speak is how candidates should express themselves.
They should all be decisive in how they talk to us their constituents.
After all we have been getting garbage mouths and double talk from Washington politics for years so now is the time to come clean and speak distinctly! (Ha! Don't hold your breath.)

Please candidates we need to know where you really stand not how your competition stands.
We need solutions and realistic ways of dealing with everything you are promising.

Please be honest!
This is not committing political blasphemy.
We need answers that will help.
You are not accomplishing your goals by insulting one another or misinterpreting the others resolve.
As an adult voting for this very important position in our government I demand that you all play fair, and tell us the truth of where you stand.
And I also need for the hijinks of distasteful display of behavior to stop immediately!
You are, after all, all vying for the most important job in the nation, now behave, and carry on.
Or you may find out on November 5.2008 the day after the election that most responsible Americans have written in a candidate, and that it wasn’t you!

Good night to all, and to all be selective.