Expose, tantalizing, titillating, torrid, scantily clad, tormented souls, indecently displaying PDA!
Huh?
You heard/read me!!!!!
Filth!
Flawed fixtures!
Favored guests!
Towel-less!
Demeaning necessaries!
Where we place our most private parts!
Nakedly posturing privacy.
Bending conforming so luxuriously.
And that's my bathroom, how is yours?
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, to you too!
Good night until the morrow.