Thursday, August 21, 2014

Artificial is IN!!!!

 It is the new do all, to take over from the almost did right, who knows?

Oh, you didn't know?
Sure it is.

Many might think that I have lost my mind, but I reiterate, NO! These pictures just look similar to ones posted previously for this project, but these must be examined closely since to the untrained eye they might appear to be the same as I posted previously, but they are NOT! Look at the texture of this item does it look natural or for that matter as if it came from a plant substance, now check the weft and warp (and yes that school I went to in, NYC LIM, had us take textile courses too), can you see any? No? I didn't think so. And do you know why that is? Because it isn't there, ha! 

Its predecessor was all natural and had weft and warp all through its wazoo but that didn't keep that all cotton, canvas material still could not hold its own sadly, oh no! I suppose it was being used for something beneath its true capabilities to adorn a swimming pool as a sailcloth something that it was never ever meant to do before or to do at all, huh? For it was a mere painter's drop cloth, but nothing is wrong with that, really!

Let me put it to you this way... it fought its battle of the wind and lost badly! Not too much damage was incurred and its ability to move on to more suitable positions, such as outdoor draperies with natural rope tie-backs, is still in its cards as a possibility, or any one my many ideas of what shall be yet to be done with this slight tears in a canvas of many incarnations, and as yet to be realized. The damage is too small to be obvious, but enough to tell that the job was not for its too gentle sensibilities!

 So we gave the job to another at the same bargain price but slightly larger/longer/leaner 12' X16', but with a reputation that proceeded him just by his loud packaging with all one might want or need to know, but not TMI!
Only time will tell the truth...

Many artificial things are new again, such as poly anything and hair coloring and... well you all know other people who have all sorts of artificial body parts... get your mind out of the gutter, I was referring to artificial hips and knees and oh okay boobies and noses too!
It's amazing to me that at this age of maturity that all I have artificial is not-a-thing... oh you thought I was going to mention my hair color, and I say why?
It is my naturally, in my heart of hearts, truest to me color that is only enhanced by artificial means, that's all....  but there is nothing wrong with anyone else using artificial enhancement for anything, so why talk about it, really! Shame on all of us! KIDDING! You all are free to judge the world, since nothing I say has any right to tell anyone else what they should do ever...

On that sillier than I had to be note, allow me to be the very first to wish all of you a very happy good night and ask all of you to kindly count all your blessings and share your overages and we will too!

And next time please be here or be square, ya hear!

Which way will the war go?

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