Saturday, February 1, 2014

New post?

 
Nightly I look at those two words that are a flat statement, not really a question at all.
In reality it would be silly for Google's Blogger site to wonder if I will or I won't.

That is as you all must know compose some litany of opinionated gobbledygook once again?

Sure those two words could mean that Google was interested in our fence post, but they are mostly older... and would not be mistaken for a "New post", nah not ever.

We all know that words that is descriptive words such as in my title, "NEW POST", yes "new" is definitely considered a word with a nuance, ya know?

"Post", not so much, since most would consider it an inanimate object, but wait, that is not what this is, is it? Geez, now I am confused; why would anyone want to know that this is a "new post?”
Gosh this language, English is not so easy, after all these years you would think I would have gotten the hang of it, hmm?
But truth be told, between just you and me English is not my first language.
I know you are all mystified by that honesty, right?
It had to come out sooner or later...
Anyone care to know my first one?

Again, this is when your silence is all telling, and stop that!
I will get around to explaining what my first one is/was, but I must muster up all my strength, because this is embarrassing... 

GIBBERISH! Yes, my friends, you heard me right!
Oh that's right I know you're giggling, calm down, put your polite smiles on instead... it's out there and there is no one land that speaks it better than any other at any one time!
Oddly enough,  no one is taught how to speak it; many believe it is inbred into unusual people of all areas of the world.
We used to say unique people, but it is all too common to be "unique", since it has been said that everyone is unique, see common?     

Actually, I have shined you all on long enough with my not usual form of wit, or some may say half-wit, or is that witticism?

Any-who, tonight was a free for all, oh okay for me to show my true colors of my multifaceted not unique persona at all!

This post is quickly losing its newness, hmm?

And so now that we all know what is meant by the rhetorical glaring statement that I have had to deal with for nearly six years, of "New Post" bland as it wants to be and not really questioning at all, more like an in your face  challenge of you show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Strange how even subtle subliminal messages can cause the sweetest non-confrontational person have their hackles rise in anger?
Oh, not me; you all knew that though... I'm just the opposite; no news there.

Now the word post on its own is quite complex and can mean everything from: position, placement, job, situation, place, place of duty, to send, dispatch, mail, forward, announce, advertise, put up, declare, publicize, pole, column, publish (there it is!), stake, upright support, marker, boundary marker, and lastly a pillar!
Something to think about, truly?
Now the word GIBBERISH is nonsense, rubbish, garbage, twaddle, and claptrap… those my friends are all from a reliable thesaurus those last two made me get that little bit of a cringe factor, sounding dirty, don’t you think?
On that tantalizing note of what was that, allow me to be the very first to wish all of you a very happy good night and ask you all to kindly count all your blessings and share all your overages with you know who and we will too!

And next time please be here or be square, ya hear!

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