Who guessed that came out of a fortune cookie?
If you did, you would be right!
But wait there’s more… “Everyday in your life is a special
occasion.” And more… “On attachment: The tighter you squeeze, the less you
have.”
When I return to this planet after, I want to comeback as a
fortune cookie saying worker or Confucius, and where is he these days?
Do you remember when it always started with “Confucius
says:”?
They are always so positive and know just what is right to
say for anyone, amazing!
Yes, Hubby and I cheated again on a so-called homemade meal
and went with comfort food, Jewish joke, for us of that persuasion; we do
consider it just that!
The first message is so sweet and sincere and should be how
it should be, can’t touch those thoughts and who would want to, really?
Same for the second, wow, could we be looking at a trifecta?
Nah, oh well, number three message is more complicated to
make sense of for my simple brain, and yes, they gave us three again and we only
ordered two meals and one small soup to share, egg-drop!
Any-who, now if that last one was talking about toothpaste
it would make sense to me, or even with those Tiger Moms and attachment,
although I do believe attachment had to do with nursing your child too long or
some such thing, like to ten years old or something…, you see, is it just me again or are
you confused on this one too?
If it is just me, don’t bother saying it, but if you too are
confused too, by all means go on ahead! I’m waiting… I can’t hear you?
Oh well, since the people writing these things are usually
so happy-go-lucky, let’s try to come up with some positive motivation for those
words of wisdom, gotta be, they always are, right?
The toothpaste idea of mine does work, but could be
considered ridiculous to some, but logical to me…failure to be wise though,
hmm, mysterious…
How about, bathing suits?
You know with the season here, could it just mean that if
you should happen to get all of you in a smaller suit than the LESS YOU HAVE!
Now it makes sense, wow, I figured it out, it had to do with
bathing out on the beach, how thoughtful of them to come up with that generous
concept, sort of like Spanx, sure doesn’t it make sense to you too?
TA DA!
There goes my deductive reasoning working full force, thanks
Sherlock!
Having been a voracious reader of Arthur Conan Doyle’s
original stories of that truly amazing sleuth I might have picked up some ideas
from the master, hmm?
Plus I must admit I am junkie of every movie about the guy
from Basil Rathbone to Robert Downey Jr. and even the fellow that plays him in
the TV series we like to watch weekly, called Elementary with Jonny Lee Miller
as Sherlock Holmes, and very well changing our minds about Dr. Watson persona,
with modernizing it with a Ms. Watson, but former doctor played by Lucy Liu, both actors
making the show surprisingly well done; intelligent and tantalizing.
On those notes of some upbeat ones I hope, allow me to be
the very first to wish all of you a very happy good night and ask you to kindly
count all your blessings and share all of your overages with you know who and we will
too!
And next time please be here or be square, ya hear!
PS I did my free weights again today, but this time twenty-five in each direction,
moving up!
PS why do they call them free weights, they cost something when
I bought those years ago, but I don’t recall, now how much… LOL! (Hush, I do know
because they are not attached to anything and they are free!)Wow, could this be
those un-attachments that when you use them you get smaller? Dang! I could have
something here! Never mind… JUST KIDDING!