Thursday, October 28, 2010

Miraculous!

Some one actually felt that a new discovery was worthy of that expletive!
And dang would you like to know what they were referring to?
I hear you!
Not so loud please…
Yes, I will tell you but you must get ready because this will boggle your mind…. are you truly up for it and really ready?
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TUBELESS TOILET PAPER!
YEP the Scott company has made this new product another overwhelming realization in this oh so GREEN WORLD!
This miraculous product proves when you are all done, you are all done!
No, unsightly cardboard tube to have to think about, no recycling necessary since when you’re done with everything you are done with everything!
Yes, everything has been flushed and so nothing there at the end.
Got that?

Gosh, with that exclamation one would have thought that they finally found the cure for cancer or some other worthwhile discovery, not to say that this is not worthwhile, but miraculous?
Eh, perhaps some of us nay sayers would have laughed at Marconi, or Ford or Edison or Fulton or Madame Curie or Salk or any of the other inventors of things we now hold near and dear in our lives; one never knows does one?

I suppose to be fair this means one less item in the landfill?
This could eventually add up.
But think of all those hamsters without chew materials and youngins’ craft projects without those tubes for this or that…which could also stifle another small inventor’s ability to use their imagination!
This is an outrage!
I demand them, Scott to put them back!
Or I guess I can just change brands… Oh wait a minute I don’t have a hamster and I don’t have any youngins anymore…that metaphoric light bulb just went off, hooray!
One fewer thing to not feel guilty about not recycling, oops did I say that out loud, sorry, why I recycle everything that is recyclable!
I would never ever not do what I am told…wink, wink

Actually, as most of you all know not only do we recycle that we have two rain barrels and we also compost our kitchen waste and seasonally have a vegetable garden, I would definitely call us GREEN FREAKS! Or moderate greenies, huh?

Now I ask all of you out there would you make such a fuss over something as mundane as this.
I know that I was surprised with all the hullabaloo.
But as we all know one never knows what will set anyone off on a tangent expressing what makes them feel a certain way…
Geez, we are all so different in this world, but really the same, you know what I mean?
And you all know something?
This product is something we can all relate to.
Since we all use it.
And that is unifying, huh?
So an opinion about that said above necessity is rather underwhelming since there are so many choices out there if we don’t like one we can move on to another.
Why I can remember when that stuff we used was leaves or as rough as newspaper, or was that newspaper we used, how disgusting you say?
I told you before I was a camper.
And I have visited Europe but in the late 1960’s when a college student, ha!
And yep, that stuff was so rough we wrote home about it and actually Hubby’s Mom sent some softer stuff from overseas!
Yes, this is before we were in-laws.
I guess sometimes future mother-in-laws are not all those one liners, jokes that is!
But after marriage to her son… I guess I’ll leave that one alone since she is now elderly and senile… although, how would she know, Nah.

For any of you who thought that was mean I am truly sorry, but that is me, the one who speaks the truth and apparently sadly mean at times.

Any-who…toilet paper has a notable history and if anyone is at all interested you, should read more about it, just copy and paste this site: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper
Oh you thought I was kidding?
Not me. LOL!

On that rather educational noteworthy reference I will bid you all a very happy good night and to all count those blessings and share those overages and we will too!

And next time please be here or be square, OK?

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