Tuesday, August 3, 2010

I don't own a fan page but I do have a follower sign-up page...

Is it possible for one to own a fan page?
And does it have to do with self love?
I don’t have one so I really don’t even know.
I suppose you utilize one for your very own; would be more correct?

Any-who, either way I don’t have one, but as I mentioned I do have this little area directly across from this body of my Blog in the upper right hand corner, you see it? It asks if you would like to sign up to become a follower of my Blog and to be honest you really should.
Why, I hear you all asking?
Well, let me give you all the specific reasons to choose to sign up:
1. Because you like me
2. Because you like what I write and whether you realize it or not you find yourself quoting me throughout your work or parenting day
3. Because it is a very unselfish thing to do
4. Because you read somewhere in this Blog that I wanted you to
5. Because not only do you feel better about yourself and your own family after you read this drivel, but the world at large doesn’t seem so threatening anymore either; only I do
6. Because there is nifty advertising on my site that you have direct access to and it could mean more networking for you or possibly your ad future too, but I am NOT allowed to access any of it or ask you to
7. Because I am a very sad lonely insecure being and constantly need reassurance that I DO EXIST
8. Because it is harmless and is also cost effective since it is priceless! (No, it is, you see, it is totally free, brought to you at no cost at all! Therefore priceless. LOL)
9. Because you know that all your friends on FB have signed up and you don’t want to be the only one who hasn’t?
10. Because lastly and for all the right reasons you have too much time on your hands and… why not read something that proves you are too good for any of this!


I do hope that makes my case for me. NOW SIGN UP!
You all do know that you have over two years of this wonderful nonsensical mal use of a computer word program to entrée to catch up on, wow, what a lot of fun for all that spare time you have on your hands, huh?

All I am going to say is when you do read, which I do know you will remember two things I have MS, Multiple Sclerosis which does affect my cognitive ability and that I am illiterate and grammatically challenged.
If you remember those two things then go ahead and read on…at your own risk I may add… it may become hard to stop, sort of like an insect bite that you keep scratching, no… poison ivy, oh alright either one that you know that shouldn’t but you can’t help yourself?
This analogy is for all those guys out there to relate to…Jock itch? LOL
I am a wife and mother of sons so that last one is fine to say for me, is that Okay you sticklers for my ‘G’ rating issues?
Back to my unabashed begging for being noticed by you all I need feedback.
I am what most would call a hack writer with dreams of an unrealistic nature to be published before I am legal for social security!

On those provocative thoughts of neediness I will bid you all a very good night and to all count those blessings and we will too!

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