Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Warning! Warning! TOBI A DAY IN THE LIFE BLOGGER!

And you thought I had no last name, ha, fooled you!
Yes, that warning was for me, and do you want to know why?
I guess I will have to tell, and NOT kill you!
I thought I was being invaded by tiny little black gnats all around me!

Nah, this is not withdrawal from a powerful illegal drug, oh no this was a legitimate non hallucination…since I have been told I have a slight vitreous humor tear in my dependable lefty, eye that is!
Sounds scary, eh?
Yes, my lefty, my reading, cataract lens eye, what do you know not so perfect afterall?
And my righty is not too bad yet the other part of my matched set, which I seem to have a slight hemorrhage in, but just a slight.
Right DOC; in your eye it is a slight, but in mine its an uh oh not too good I would say!

Now according to the ophthalmologist who charged us a small arm and a leg to find out this powerful information, and took numerous photos to document the situation for only two eyes mind you. I did request four glossy, 8”x10”s, but they just laughed at me; little did they know I was serious! For the price we had to pay without insurance that’s the least they could do, don’t you think? LOL
I’m good unless I see a veil closing over my vision, specifically my lefty.
Righty should heal itself, ok…
Lefty is the one to watch, yeah right would you be able to watch your own eyes, think about that one a while?
You see M.D. doctor of the eye persuasion says it has a wee bit more of a chance of causing a detached retina, since it has that slight tear. Oh yeah, and I almost forgot that also what the tech called a freckle. (UPDATE: EUREKA I FOUND IT! http://vision.about.com/od/sportsvision/a/Eye_Freckle.htm

I tried looking that one up but for some reason there is no known medical jargon for an eye freckle, hmmm? Trying hard to throw me off track, eh?
Not to worry, so I’ve been told, only if that veil comes down on my sight, you betcha I will worry then folks!
I didn’t just get off a turnip truck folks no way, not me, no how!
What I understand from knowing about people who have had detached retinas that is a no fooling around emergency get me to the surgery type thing or you can lose your vision in no time at all!
A little knowledge is a terrible thing to waste on a person who specializes in a little knowledge and even utilizes that concept to write this drivel nightly.
Why without my mediocre abilities and vast untapped little bits of knowledge in trace amounts this Blog would not exist! And I am definitely being serious this time! LOL

Other than being slightly blurry now from being dilated again I appear to all in the house to be OK.
Since we left the office of the eye peeps, ha, I made another funny!
I was wearing my own sunglasses not those yucky roll em out cheapies they hand you on your way out of the door! For what we had to pay I should have gotten those hard core* new three-D ones, I meant two hundred* buckaroos worth! LOL But actually then I would have to give them back some change of course!

Sorry, but I am cracking myself up, and no it is not withdrawal from any drugs either again! Just me sort of giddy with this newest turn of events in my laundry list of maladies! Gotta laugh or you might cry and right now that would sting, literally, really that is my reaction from that stuff that dilates my eyes!

On that sillier note than I have given any of you in a very long time good night to all and to all count those blessings and we will too!

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