Tuesday, December 22, 2009

There's a chill in the air...

It’s cooler more than usual here today; ha you are all saying, serves you right for flaunting all those warm days at us!
You are right I shouldn’t have done it, but it felt so right to say it and besides the chamber of commerce appreciated the accolades of attitude, and ‘the see what you are missing’ style of my writing prowess.

But I digress, yes we were cooler here today, high sixties barely reaching seventy degrees, but…… tomorrow we’ll be back up into the mid to high seventies and by Christmas Eve near eighty! Ha, ha, ha… to you now!

Yes, dear readers we live in paradise, and we know that you are all jealous!
Do you all know how to rectify your problem?
Come on down!
Yes! We even have the accommodations to take on that massive migration!

Now you all must know that we have deals more deals than you can even imagine buy low sell nah let the grandkids sell after you are gone!
Since you are gonna wanta stay until taps are playing!
We are the up and coming state here, nearly a blank slate for jobs, housing and anything else that comes to mind.
Don’t forget we also have weather that is 99% of the time great!
And beaches that are circumventing our entire circumference!
Topographically speaking our innards contains orchards of citrus, strawberries, and we have cattle and horse ranches and antique towns that are a wee bit hilly.
We’ve got islands to our south, I suppose that you other place people have heard about the Florida Keys, well there they are right there in these US of A to enjoy and celebrate as if you were on a tropical island! One side you can swim in the Atlantic Ocean and on the other you can swim in the Gulf of Mexico, wow; same about either side of the state!
We got it all, and we love our tourists and homesteaders!

And so if you are all tired with shoveling those white fluffies, and downright annoyed by not being able to swim, surf, water ski, or boat, fish or scuba whenever you really want to, then I say COME ON DOWN!
PS: Oldies have a lottery, BINGO and arcades and don’t forget the Seminole Indian Gambling joints scattered throughout the state!

We sure seem to have more room than ever now, we lost a few of the chickens who couldn’t stick out the hard times and left, but that means we got more room for you!
So as I said before, just a few times…COME ON DOWN, ya hear?

Good night to all and to all count those blessings (we got those (blessings) here too in the sunshine state!), and we will count ours too!

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