Saturday, October 3, 2009

Voluptuous brunette at 42 gets free cataract surgery!

What does one have to do these days to get a little attention? Knock on doctor’s office doors dressed in a gorilla suit?
One would think so after today’s news worthy entry.
A forty-two year old voluptuous brunette, ‘GORILLA’ that goes by the name of Josephine was able to wangle a ‘FREE’ cataract surgery from a ‘PEOPLE’ ophthalmologist in Miami!
The middle-aged woman, Gorilla, has been living at the Miami Metrozoo for years and the sad story is she was nearly blind from her cataracts. Most likely sunshine related friends! I am NOT kidding this is a true story!
For more info go to: http://www.justnews.com/news/21181195/detail.html
Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to have bought the gal polarized sunglasses, I ask you?

According to all reports Josephine is resting comfortably, and will be back to harassing her caregivers and eating food instead of her toys, and now she can even get to some of her favorite novels it would seem to me!
What are they crazy?
I must be doing something all wrong.
Although, these days my body type is not much different than Josie’s, but on a shorter more petite scale of course… who knows maybe I could pass?

Desperation is a horrible frenetic thing at times.
We as the American public have an obligation to not allow wasteful spending.
To the good I do feel sympathy for Josephine’s previous now rectified situation, and I am sure she will have many healthy sighted years to come, but come on folks, she’s a Gorilla!
I am a human being, I’ll give you that I am a close relative, more than likely to dear sweet Jo, but why can’t I get that special treatment too?
Why isn’t there a PETA for PEOPLE?
Oh yeah, that’s right, there is… its Michael Moore.

New topic: today we went on an outing to what I thought was an indoor flea market but instead they were holding Bingo in the same room that I would bet my next born’s life on if that were something that could miraculously happen at nearly sixty since online it stated that the first and third Saturday of the month it was to be held in that same room at our local cultural center, but no there it was a Bingo Hall, with not a flea in sight! But then again my sight aint what it used to be!

Any-who, we swiftly moved on to errands towards the northern part of our county to the office supply store and home store for this and that; we actually got more this than that, but then we had lunch too out.
It was too much of everything food wise, and so we took home those cartons that used to be called doggy bags and devoured most of the remainder for this evening’s dinner with a few of the items still remaining for tomorrow, would you believe?

On that note I will wish you all a good night and to all take care, be safe, and look for those blessings and I will keep trying, because we all know that I am…trying that is.

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