Saturday, December 13, 2008

This was the week that should have been...

The Stock Market hit an all time high of 1500.
But the job market has reached an all time low for unemployment less than .05%, and it's all been attributed to the jobs being created at an incredible rate of 100k a month; I guess we will have to allow some of those illegals back in to fill those extra job openings that we have.

Thanks to our fairly new head of health, education and welfare, welfare will be discontinued since we haven’t heard from anyone needing assistance in more than 3 years now. And speaking of that department with all those jobs waiting for our well educated children getting their free college and university placements, and scoring the highest in any land in the world on English, math and science skill tests we are looking forward to another prosperous New Year!
Now that AIDS and cancer have been wiped off the face of the earth due to the above mentioned children we no longer have a need for hospitals or health care, all chronic diseases have been dealt with by the small troops of live in home health care workers that teach prevention and immediately repair all if any problems before they actually arise!
The housing market takes another leap to try and keep up with the demand of all those children getting into the job market and looking for places to call home sweet home.
Marriage is on the rise; it seems with this new absolutely wonderful future forecasts; it is creating a euphoric ‘love in’, so to speak, and so clergypersons can not seem to keep up with the scores of new couples so they have combined their efforts and have decided to share all buildings of all religious persuasions and wed those people foregoing any counseling. The theory has arisen that since love is the reason most are tying the knot, not greed, and since finances should never become a problem that less arguing should occur.
Just a little insider info now that every industry has jumped on the nursery rooms along with preschool day care programs on the premises all youngsters will be able to see their parents on breaks while at work thus bonding will never be a worry; the family unit is once again tight.

The national budget is speculatively proving to be around the 250catrillion range in the black.

To avoid the confusion with all these extra taxpayers’ monies, any one who so desires to retire from work by age 55 will be entitled to an additional 2M to keep our budget on track and to stimulate more money being spent while aiding our economy.
Guess those newlyweds will have to up the ante on those little ones; perhaps we should grant them a little bonus on having at least two.

Air quality has improved since the Big Three in Detroit created all those $7500 electric hybrids vehicles.
Nuclear and wind energy along with the new rebates on solar panels have made us completely wondering why we ever thought we needed that dirty stuff called oil.
Buying those new homes are a joy to finance for the new world of the America Bank, which tells all its loan officers to give the people whatever they want, since now you only need a five year mortgage to have your home free and clear. Some wunderkinds don’t need any.
All due to the money credits earned during college; for A’s they get big bucks towards living expenses upon graduation.

Crime has taken awhile to get to the point where our criminal specialists are no longer needed, but as we see that the new programs that are run for retraining the oldest groups of not so well adjusted people they are slowly coming around and within the next ten years most jails and prisons will be in use for educational training priority reorganization not for incarceration.

We can dream; can’t we?

Our hope for our future has only ever been a dream so why lose that thought.

Good night to all and to all think big.

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