Sunday, March 23, 2014

I'm NOT Sleeping Beauty!

And no, I didn't eat a poison apple either.
It appears that breaking the curse of, "THE MUCUS” is going to be a more difficult case to crack than at first I thought...
Just when you think that it is safe to resume normal programming of your life, you get a BIG slap in your face, head, nose, throat and ears who all start saying in unison, uh, uh, UH!
Or at least it sounds that way to your overly congested self and this after you thought you tried everything...
You know the conforming to medical ideals of how this game should be played, by rules that somehow they, the doctors, got their hands on by going to medical school for a gazillion years or there abouts, but then it's time to take pause and ask, "Was this OTC or that OTC medication was it invented when they who are closer to your age than is natural for someone to still be breathing and talking and working at the same time should be, were those approved over the counter meds even invented when they were taught to make people well...?"
Diet is also another choice that I made to do and did, really, really, really try for GOSH, days; well at least a few more than is naturally healthy to terminate all the food that G-d meant for us to eat, like pizza and antipasto, ya know?

I do have a confession to make… I did do something stupid.



Oh you are all wondering whatever THAT could be, hmm?



You are all yelling that you know what I did that I ate the PIZZA and ANTIPASTO!

Oh you’re not?

I can’t hear you anyway and this is just downright silly, because some might think I am just arguing with myself, but we all know that is impossible, true?

Oh NO!

I still can’t hear you!

Which is good, since I understand if I could, then I would have real problems…any-who, so let me just suppose, you see, suppositions are a wee bit different than assuming which if you recall makes an ass of you and me and no there is nothing that suppositions make, except supposings, okay, ya know?

Nah, but it sounds good, anyway, the dumb thing I did too yesterday when I was busy throwing something, I forgot, oh logic, to the wind I decided that perhaps… now don’t think anymore badly of me than you already do but I thought that that Mucinex should be gone with the Italian cuisine too, ya know?

A walk on the wild side, hmm?



But I was oh so wraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ong!



And today all day I have been once again compliant, back on the MUCINEX, every four hours, like clockwork, although I did wait until ten A.M. to be sure…but to me there is NO BIG difference yet, what am I doing WRONG?



This is the ridiculous lament of impatient patient…

That’s all.



On that note of how much longer will this take , since my eye surgery is this week, thus my impatience… allow me to be the very first to wish all of you a very happy good night and ask you all to kindly count all your blessings and we will too!



And next time please be here or be square, ya hear!



PS when the pre-op nurse called Friday she said that it will still be a go as long as I don’t have a fever. But with being put out I worry that I will choke on my nasty MUCUS!!!!!!!

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