Thursday, January 17, 2013

The Fix Is In...


The only possibility for this being as it is, has gotta be due to severe jealously from the rest of those citizens’ groups in the north and the west, yeah that’s what it is, it’s gotta be the only explanation. You would expect it from Chicago or Vegas, they have that rep and maybe even LA or NYC, but not those guys in the far up west in that Silicon Valley four-eyes nerds or even way up in Gates land, nah, or Mormon country, no, they wouldn’t… Any-who, this is more of a job for those places that try to get you to come visit here and there and everywhere, those tourist bureaus or that holier than thou, Chamber of Commerce’s. Or could it be or is it just possible it’s all those meteorologists that think they have all that power to actually control the sun and the shine, and the hot and the cold and the wet and the dry, must I go on…? You all get my drift…true? This is bigger than all of us, but… our ‘GREAT WEATHER’ is about to hit a bump in the road…with cooler and cooler temps, more similar to what the pros call our "norms"… fifties at night and seventies during the day, degrees folks cooler degrees. I am honest and that is the only reason I felt all of you should know. What are we if not ‘ONLY TRUTHFUL’ with the world stage, hmm? We could lie and say that it is warm, but that is perception to you cold clients, yes, we are warmer than you, a given, as always… I do have to allow for more facts to spill into view, it’s only fair. Sure we have been basking in the beach weather for weeks and weeks in this our country’s winter, but alas it has happened many times before, since that is our history or I give you our MO, here in this the SUNSHINE STATE! Too bad if you don’t like hearing it, but it is OUR TRUTH! One of many, and yes, we have water and beaches and pools and parasailing and fishing and surfing and waterskiing and you name the water sport, we got it, but that’s NOT BRAGGING it’s just very true. And no water sports too like golf and tennis… We also have entertainment, besides the best amusement parks in the world, we have live theater and museums and antique shops and outdoor farmer’s markets etc. etc. etc… It’s NOT BRAGGING if it’s true and it all is! And so a bit of a wobble in the degrees numeric thingy does not lessen all we do have and so why I thought that there would be any conspiracy is beyond myself way of thinking… And so with that utter ridiculousness, allow me to be the very first to wish all of you a very happy good night and ask you to kindly to count all your blessings and share all those overages with you know who and we will too! And next time please be here or be square, ya hear?! Where? One might ask, why FLORIDA of course!

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